Driving home from work last night all I could think about was staying awake. I have been sleep deprived for most of the week. (ie...baby, going to bed late, snoring husband) As I staggered through the front door, a very strong odor came blasting into my nostrils. A big tear rolled down my cheek. It was the most glorious aroma I have ever smelled. It was the fresh crisp scent of a pine woodland. Yup, the house reeked of pine-sol. My darling husband took the liberty of cleaning the entire house top to bottom. This includes vacuuming, moping, dusting, dishes, emptying all the garages, and feeding and bathing the kids. He also felt inclined to sort, rotate, and fold ALL the laundry. Friday is my deep clean the house and do the laundry day. Maybe Randy felt sorry for me or just wanted to feel a little heroic for the day. Either way I was elated. I think I just might take a nap today. Thank you Randy you are the finest husband a girl could ever ask for. Your actions merit husband of the year. Congratulation on making your wife delighted. You are my favorite.
P. S. Just to preserve Randy’s manhood, he used to Roomba to vacuum. This is much manlier than using the real vacuum. He also broke my swiffer mop. I guess we won’t ever have to mop again. Yet again, thank you Randy.
4 comments:
What a great husband you have! Randy do you want to come over and train Simi to be so sweet?
Is Randy available next friday? I'm sure I'll have plenty of cleaning to do.
wow. i am officially jealous--not that shawn isn't good at helping out...but the whole house and laundry too? wow.
What a lucky woman to have such a fine man. I love it when Bob helps me out like that, it makes me feel like the Queen of Sheba.
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