I used to have a reason to celebrate March

March offers several occations to celebrate

- St Patrick’s Day
- Dr Seuss’s Birthday
- National Red Cross Month
- Barbie’s Birthday
- Daylight Savings
- Ides of March
- Johnny Appleseed Day
- Big Bird’s Birthday
- First Day of spring
- Passover
- And occasionally Easter

I also learned that many great things were invented in march…

- Parachutes
- rubber bands
- Uranus was discovered
- first pancake was made
- coca cola was invented
- girl scouts founded

Now when march rolls around I start to cringe...

Moustache March was a new holiday introduced to me when I joined the Fischer family…
Every march the Fischer boys try to recruit new candidates for this special event. My deepest sympathies go out to all the wives who’s husbands have fallen for this faulty holiday.
I know there are some women out there who are attracted to

Pedophile Pete


Hebe-Jeebie Jack


Perverted Pedro


Creepy Calvin


Disturbing Dave


Maybe the boys just feel a little pressure from Hollywood. I mean there are a lot of hot stashes strutting the red carpet...

Ew


Eww


Ewww


I hope we still have some friends come April.