DETECTIVE BRADLEY: Mom we seem to have a problem in my room.
MOM: Oh yah? Like what?
DETECTIVE BRADLEY : Claire did something really bad
MOM: I am sorry officer…what has my daughter done now?
DETECTIVE BRADLEY: You might want to come and see for yourself.
DETECTIVE BRADLEY: Claire stole the church bag. Unfortunately she also pilfered the snack sack. She is also being charged with defacing a public bedroom floor and mocking an officer of law.
MOM: I am so sorry officer… I assure you this won’t happen again.
DETECTIVE BRADLEY: Luckily she cooperated with the local police and turned herself in. She seems to be pretty remorseful for her actions. I predict the jury will be soft with her and only sentence her to a nap. Worst case scenario smaller cookie rations for lunch.
MOM: Thank you officer. We need more honest and thoughtful people like you to keep this household free from injustice. How can I ever repay you?
DETECTIVE BRADLEY: Can I vacuum the floor???
MOM: You betcha!!!!
6 comments:
Cute! How long will he enjoy vacuuming is the big question.
Too Cute!
Jen, you have them trained so well. I bet Bradley 'gave' Claire the treat bag just so he could vacuum!
HAHAHA! I love that he wants to be the one to clean up after her... I wish I had such a hard working detective at my house!
Did he really say that?? :) Hilarious. My kids love to vacuum, too! :)
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